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Dr. Seuss - Celebration of 105 Years
 

The library has a display case across from the circulation desk that features different themes and displays throughout the year.  The current display is entitled "Dr. Seuss - Celebration of 105 Years."  Since most the display space is filled with entries from our Dr. Seuss coloring contest, there was little room for anything else. This web page contains more information about Dr. Seuss as well as two examples of legal works imitating his famous style.
 

Theodor Seuss Geisel, aka Dr. Seuss, was born in 1904 in Springfield, Massachusetts.  He wrote and illustrated over 40 children's books, including Green Eggs and Ham, How the Grinch Stole Christmas and Fox in Socks.    To read a biography of him, you may visit http://www.catinthehat.org/history.htm or http://www.seussville.com/seussentennial/resources1.html

 


 

 

Dr. Seuss & the Law

Dr. Seuss' literary style has been widely imitated, even by judges.  Two examples follow. 

United States District Court,

D. New Hampshire.

Charles Jay WOLFF v. NEW HAMPSHIRE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS, et al.

Civil No. 06-cv-321-PB.

Sept. 18, 2007.
 

For reasons unexplained, a pro se inmate litigant apparently included a hard-boiled egg as art of his request for a preliminary injunction.  U.S. Magistrate James Muirhead ordered the egg destroyed. He did it in the style of Dr. Seuss.

 

No fan I am

Of the egg at hand.

Just like no ham

On the kosher plan.

This egg will rot

I kid you not.

And stink it can

This egg at hand.

There will be eggs at court

To prove a clog in your aort.

Objections all will be rejected.

From this day forth

This court will ban

hard-boiled eggs of any brand.

And if you should not understand

The meaning of the ban at hand

Then you should contact either Dan,

The Deputy Clerk, or my clerk Jan.

I do no like eggs in the file.

I do not like them in any style.

I will not take them fried or boiled.

I will not take them poached or broiled.

I will not take them soft or scrambled

Despite an argument well-rambled.

No fan I am

Of the egg at hand.

Destroy that egg!

Today! Today!

Today I say! Without delay!

SO ORDERED (with apologies to Dr. Seuss).


 United States Bankruptcy Court,
S.D. Florida,
Miami Division.

 In re Hal Ray RIDDLE and Deloris Argelene Riddle, Debtors.
No. 06-11313-BKC-AJC.
July 17, 2006.

 

Bankruptcy Judge A. Jay Cristol (S.D. Fla.) was vexed by a bankruptcy statute saying that if an individual debtor in a voluntary chapter 7 or 13 case fails to file certain information within 45 days of filing his petition, the case shall be "automatically dismissed" on the 46th day.
 

Judge Cristol struggled with the statutory riddle of how a case could be automatically dismissed without court action or even a docket entry.

I do not like dismissal automatic,

It seems to me to be traumatic.

I do not like it in this case,

I do not like it any place.

As a judge I am most keen

to understand, What does it mean?

How can any person know?

what the docket does not show?

What is the clue on the 46th day?

Is the case still here, or gone away?

And if a debtor did not do

what the Code had told him to

and no concerned party knew it,

Still the Code says the debtor blew it.

Well that is what it seems to say:

the debtor's case is then " Oy vay! "
This kind of law is symptomatic

of something very problematic.

For if the Trustee does not know

then which way should the trustee go?

Should the trustee's view prismatic

continue to search the debtor's attic

and collect debtors' assets in his fist

for distribution in a case that stands

dismissed?

After a dismissal automatic

would this not be a bit erratic?

The poor trustee cannot know

the docket does not dismissal show.

What's a poor trustee to do-

except perhaps to say, "Boo hoo!"
And if the case goes on as normal

and debtor gets a discharge formal,

what if a year later some fanatic

claims the case was dismissed automatic?

Was there a case, or wasn't there one?

How do you undo what's been done?

Debtor's property is gone as if by a thief,

and Debtor is stripped but gets no relief.

I do not like dismissal automatic.

On this point I am emphatic!

I do not wish to be dramatic,

but I can not endure this static.

Dismissal automatic is not understood.

Something more in 521 is needed

for dismissal automatic to be heeded.

For all concerned this is not good.

Before this problem gets too old

it would be good if we were told:

What does automatic dismissal mean?

And by what means can it been seen?

Are we only left to guess?

Oh please Congress, fix this mess!

Until it's fixed what should I do?

How can I explain this mess to you?

If the Code required an old fashioned order,

that would create a legal border,

with complying debtors' cases defended

and 521 violators' cases ended,

from the unknown status of dismissal automatic,

to the certainty of a status charismatic.

The dismissal automatic problem would be gone,

and debtors, trustees and courts could move on.

As to this case, how should I proceed?

Review of the record is warranted, indeed.

A very careful record review,

tells this Court what it should do.

Was this case dismissed automatic?

It definitely was NOT and that's emphatic.
 


 

Additional Links
 

Dr. Seuss National Memorial

Seussville

Dr. Seuss Quiz

 

Past Displays
 

Legal Patchwork

Lincoln Bicentennial 

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