Buffalo, Wyoming, at the confluence of the Great Plains and Bighorn Mountains, is the historic habitat of S. E. Killian. After graduating from Buffalo High School in 2015 this peculiar specimen migrated north in order to attend Montana State University for a bachelor's degree in cellular biology and neuroscience and a minor in global health. However, some theorize that the journey's function was for increased access to extracurricular activities like skiing, hiking, and a cult-like experience called "marching band". The individual also spent copious amounts of energy in a cellular biology research lab before realizing that it is an extremely social creature who loves working with people. During the most recent year of our study he was witnessed working as an inpatient phlebotomist where he learned how to use sharp tools and banter. Our research predicts a future in either psychiatry or family medicine, with time spent working abroad, playing board games, and skiing of course.